INTROS MEME 2

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WOULD YOU RATHER
once your character has intro'd on the recent post, comment below with your character's name in the subject line. (Previously intro'd characters can join in on 1/13 so that this crop of intros has the spotlight.) Anyone with a pending app can reply to you with questions! There is no truth component in this meme, so be ~free~ with answers.

as always, nothing here is canon unless all parties involved in the thread agree. have fun!

Comments

[murphyy]

would you rather never have sex again or lose all your nails permanently? toes, fingers.

[agyieus]

funny to clarify the toenails are included. like that would be anyone's dealbreaker.

[murphyy]

i don’t know, might’ve been a comfort to know not all your nails are naked.

[agyieus]

would you rather lose your toenails or your fingernails

[murphyy]

okay, yes, but sometimes things being just a little bit worse tips it over the edge.

[agyieus]

do you think it's hard to get laid if you don't have toenails

[murphyy]

for me or for you?

[agyieus]

is the answer different

[murphyy]

yeah, it is

[agyieus]

tell me

[murphyy]

you're sort of smooth. you'd be fine.

[agyieus]

excuse me?

[murphyy]

what?

[clandestinity]

i'd get someone to find some press ons for me.

[murphyy]

well. i guess i didn't say you couldn't.

[clandestinity]

i think i'd still get laid even without nails but i'm shuddering at the thought.

[murphyy]

that's not an if. you could still get laid if you'd lost your nails, your hair, and your eyebrows.

[clandestinity]

hold on. eyebrows?

[murphyy]

yes.

[clandestinity]

murph, darling. i don't know that anyone can pull that off.

[murphyy]

really?

[clandestinity]

maybe i'm the wrong person to ask. i love a strong eyebrow situation.

[murphyy]

i just think you've got more [...] sensuality than anyone i've ever met. it's hard to imagine you'd not pull it off somehow.

[clandestinity]

[...] merci, ma chérie.

but i do not think i will shave my head or eyebrows to test this theory.

[murphyy]

well, if you're ever in a freak accident. you'll be set.