INTROS MEME 2

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WOULD YOU RATHER
once your character has intro'd on the recent post, comment below with your character's name in the subject line. (Previously intro'd characters can join in on 1/13 so that this crop of intros has the spotlight.) Anyone with a pending app can reply to you with questions! There is no truth component in this meme, so be ~free~ with answers.

as always, nothing here is canon unless all parties involved in the thread agree. have fun!

Comments

[murphyy]

well. i guess i didn't say you couldn't.

[clandestinity]

i think i'd still get laid even without nails but i'm shuddering at the thought.

[murphyy]

that's not an if. you could still get laid if you'd lost your nails, your hair, and your eyebrows.

[clandestinity]

hold on. eyebrows?

[murphyy]

yes.

[clandestinity]

murph, darling. i don't know that anyone can pull that off.

[murphyy]

really?

[clandestinity]

maybe i'm the wrong person to ask. i love a strong eyebrow situation.

[murphyy]

i just think you've got more [...] sensuality than anyone i've ever met. it's hard to imagine you'd not pull it off somehow.

[clandestinity]

[...] merci, ma chérie.

but i do not think i will shave my head or eyebrows to test this theory.

[murphyy]

well, if you're ever in a freak accident. you'll be set.

[clandestinity]

do you know, this was a fear i had growing up? i had an aunt who did not have eyebrows — she lost them in some kind of childhood accident involving a radiator.

[murphyy]

sounds terrible. do they make eyebrow wigs?

[clandestinity]

people are so vain, i would not doubt it.

[murphyy]

think an eyebrow wig might be worse than no eyebrows.

[clandestinity]

what do you think they are made out of? synthetic hair would be itchy, but the idea of a human hair wig is revolting.

[murphyy]

maybe they don't exist, then. unless they're using dog hair.

[clandestinity]

that's worse.

[murphyy]

but kind of funny.

[clandestinity]

do we think people are vain enough to wear dog hair on their face?

[murphyy]

if we can't tell it's dog hair? yes.

[clandestinity]

this is the worst thing you have ever said to me.

[murphyy]

i'm sorry there's people wearing dog hair in the world.

[clandestinity]

i hate this so much.

[murphyy]

it's probably not even true.