INTROS MEME 2

[dislinked]

WOULD YOU RATHER
once your character has intro'd on the recent post, comment below with your character's name in the subject line. (Previously intro'd characters can join in on 1/13 so that this crop of intros has the spotlight.) Anyone with a pending app can reply to you with questions! There is no truth component in this meme, so be ~free~ with answers.

as always, nothing here is canon unless all parties involved in the thread agree. have fun!

Comments

[murphyy]

okay, yes, but sometimes things being just a little bit worse tips it over the edge.

[agyieus]

do you think it's hard to get laid if you don't have toenails

[murphyy]

for me or for you?

[agyieus]

is the answer different

[murphyy]

yeah, it is

[agyieus]

tell me

[murphyy]

you're sort of smooth. you'd be fine.

[agyieus]

excuse me?

[murphyy]

what?

[agyieus]

i don't like being described as "sort of smooth". it feels like the worst amount of smooth you could be

[murphyy]

okay, but it's like 'smooth enough that nobody would care you're a freak without toenails'.

[agyieus]

remind me not to let you wingman for me

[murphyy]

that you need to be reminded of that is concerning.

[agyieus]

i trust you with a lot

[murphyy]

i could probably manage it, anyway. i'd do a better job wingmanning you than i could myself.

[agyieus]

you can't wingman yourself

[murphyy]

you know what i mean, pol.

[agyieus]

yeah but still. you need a wingman?

[clandestinity]

no, but it fits you.

[agyieus]

you could just say i'm handsome

[clandestinity]

you're sort of handsome, yes.

[agyieus]

yeah good enough

[clandestinity]

how does the same rule not apply here?

[agyieus]

i lowered my expectations

[clandestinity]

i guess it is a step up from "ambien."