INTROS MEME 3

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Comments

[loculus]

Hold on a minute, I've been struck with new inspiration...

[oneirophrenic]

I hate to backtrack on what I just said, Domingo, but there are limits.

[loculus]

So the beard is an acceptable crisis, a tasteful nose ring secondary. But I'm not allowed to bleach my hair. I'm interested in what else this hierarchy holds.

[oneirophrenic]

Acceptable:

Drastic Haircuts

Facial Hair Experimentation

Aesthetic Glasses

Borderline:

Piercings (tasteful)

Age-inappropriate Clothing

Sudden Obsession with Weight Lifting

Unacceptable:

Neck Tattoos

Bleached Hair

Piercings (tacky)

[loculus]

How many do you have personal experience with, pray tell?

[oneirophrenic]

Do I strike you as the sort of man who is often in crisis?

[loculus]

From the other side.

[oneirophrenic]

Ah! Well, several. Hollywood is full of men ready to reinvent themselves at the slightest inconvenience.

[loculus]

And you made it your personal mission to rehabilitate them?

[oneirophrenic]

In some cases, yes. Some were lost causes. The neck tattoos and what not.

[loculus]

What a shame, to deprive them in their hour of need.

[oneirophrenic]

I consoled them in other ways.

[loculus]

It's a relief to know your selflessness hasn't gone anywhere while I was away.

[oneirophrenic]

I pride myself on being a pillar of altruism.

[loculus]

Your dedication to the public good remains admirable as ever.