INTROS MEME 2

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WOULD YOU RATHER
once your character has intro'd on the recent post, comment below with your character's name in the subject line. (Previously intro'd characters can join in on 1/13 so that this crop of intros has the spotlight.) Anyone with a pending app can reply to you with questions! There is no truth component in this meme, so be ~free~ with answers.

as always, nothing here is canon unless all parties involved in the thread agree. have fun!

Comments

[witlessbay]

i guess there's only so many places on board

[highvolt]

see, you say that, and yet i've gotten turned around in my own place.

[witlessbay]

do i need to get you a compass?

[highvolt]

only if you put it on a chain for me, because otherwise that shit is sliding through my fingers like soap, never to be seen again.

[witlessbay]

wyr never lose anything again or never lose your balance again

i thought i was having a stroke kelly

[highvolt]

when i tell you losing things is 85% of my life struggles. WHEN I TELL YOU.

[witlessbay]

wear a fanny pack?

[highvolt]

we'd have to hold a funeral for my sex life.

[witlessbay]

i believe you can overcome it

[highvolt]

my brother in christ, nobody overcomes the fanny pack, no matter how theoretically versatile it is.

[witlessbay]

you need to see you how i do (for others. not me)

[highvolt]

stunning in anything, which is a big fat lie?

[witlessbay]

i think a mullet would be a challenging look on anyone

[highvolt]

that's more of an alberta vibe anyway.

if you love me, please gently expel me from the airlock if i ever go "hmm, what about a mullet?". all hope for me, gone. i'll bequeath you my fanny pack.

[witlessbay]

hey now. that's where half my cousins end up

so there is a fanny pack

[highvolt]

do they have mullets? tell me right now.

in this hypothetical scenario because you're too nice to commit homicide, there is a hypothetical fanny pack. in theory.

[witlessbay]

works better with the hard hat

lot of words to say there's a fanny pack

[highvolt]

does it, though??

don't you judge me for my invisible fanny pack that i definitely don't have.

[witlessbay]

than full flow? sure

this is a judgement free zone

[highvolt]

i promise there are better options. i promise.

i'm sorry to report i live in the judgement zone, with a parking spot and everything, for this. 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

[witlessbay]

for nfld oil workers? i guess they can be bald too

how's that going for you

[highvolt]

see? options. embrace the mr. clean aesthetic.

it sux. i don't even have my car in the spot. i miss my baby.

[witlessbay]

this cannot be the way.

maybe it's time to embrace the zen