Intros Meme 1

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FMK WITH A TWIST once your character has intro'd, post your character's name under a header along with three pictures of them. here is a handy code you can use:

<lj-raw> <div style="width:50%;margin:10px auto 0;"></div> <div style="margin-top:25px;"> <img src=" IMAGE 1 URL " style="max-width:200px;"> <img src=" IMAGE 2 URL " style="max-width:200px;"> <img src=" IMAGE 3 URL " style="max-width:200px;"></lj-raw>
once you post your pictures, anyone with a pending app or intro'd character can comment with which picture of your character they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

as always, nothing here is canon unless all parties involved in the thread agree. have fun!

Comments

Niko Novak.

[oneirophrenic]

I am willing to autograph these if anyone is interested.

[murphyy]

this’s also giving 10 things i hate about you energy

[oneirophrenic]

Can you elaborate on that?

[murphyy]

i feel like you’re gonna hand me two photos that look exactly the same and ask which one looks better

[oneirophrenic]

There is a clear winner among those three.

[murphyy]

is there?

[oneirophrenic]

The first one, of course.

[stayonscript]

What are you charging for autographs these days?

[oneirophrenic]

That entirely depends on what I want. A bottle of bourbon or a pack of Parliaments could suffice.

[stayonscript]

Pretty steep prices.

[oneirophrenic]

Well, yes. Naturally.

[stayonscript]

Have you considered some sort of two-for-one promotion?

[oneirophrenic]

Bargains? Like some kind of used car salesman? No, no.

Re: Niko Novak.

[adrii]

F 2
M 3
K 1

Re: Niko Novak.

[oneirophrenic]

Elaborate, Adrían.

Re: Niko Novak.

[adrii]

Why?

Re: Niko Novak.

[oneirophrenic]

Because I asked you to, naturally.

Re: Niko Novak.

[adrii]

And I have such a stellar track record of doing as I'm asked.

Re: Niko Novak.

[oneirophrenic]

Ah, but I'm one of the few people who can make your life difficult if you do not keep me happy.

[philiip]

These are all the same picture.

[oneirophrenic]

No, no. As I told young Casper, the first one is clearly superior.

The hint of grey at the temples, the practiced warmth in my eyes. I'm fairly sure I was deploying what I believed to be a devastatingly effective "come hither" look.

[philiip]

How do you 'practice warmth'? I'm imagining you spending hours in front of a mirror.

[oneirophrenic]

Is that not normal?

[philiip]

Are you practicing it now?

[oneirophrenic]

Are you asking if I'm currently admiring myself in the mirror, Philip?